Hotel Coche Paradise
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May 3, 2024
The rest exceeded all expectations!the atmospheric atmosphere gives a special charm to the rest.The sea and the beach are fabulously beautiful!cozy bungalows, though rather harsh mattresses.The food is delicious.The choice is not the same as in Turkey, for example, but it's even good.Everything is delicious!it is good to combine with a vacation on Margarita.After 4 days on the Couch, you feel already rested, and then there are 8 more days of rest ahead!We will definitely come back again
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April 13, 2024
Working according to the favorite system of the Russian people "all inclusive", a small and quiet hotel with delicious homemade cuisine (seafood, fruits are served) and bad Wi-Fi, which does not interfere, but on the contrary allows you to merge with the pristine nature of the island. The sandy beach, the sea is shallow, there are boats next to the pier. The Salty Pink Lake natural attraction is located next to the hotel. Regarding the service at the hotel, I would like to note that beach towels are given as a deposit for dollars, and towels often left unattended on the sun beds are picked up by the hotel staff themselves (taken to the reception). It is also necessary to take a minimum set of hygiene products with you, a tube of shampoo and a piece of soap, toilet paper are provided in the rooms. The nearest store is in a nearby hotel, but the assortment is small, mostly expensive alcohol, coffee and foreign chocolates. There is no security and video surveillance on the territory of the hotel, local merchants offering oysters, fruits, beads, etc. walk along the beach.. The rooms in the hotel are no frills, the main thing is there are good air conditioners and comfortable beds, if there is no hot water, then you need to contact the hotel staff. The staff is helpful and helpful. If you look at the whole, and close your eyes to some shortcomings, then the hotel is good.
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April 17, 2024
3 stars are just a stretch. The food is monotonous, but alcohol lovers will like that they pour a lot of rum into any cocktail. It is very windy throughout the hotel. Everything in the room is just like in a dorm, cheap and sad. Next to the pink lake, which looks more like a dried-up swamp, there is a cemetery of shells where you can find huge large beautiful shells or buy them for $ 1 from local boys, but the name of the place corresponds) The only plus is the Sea is better than on Margarita, the waves are smaller and you can swim) The nearby hotel is not much better) In general, it is better to take super hotels in Canaima, the best in Venezuela, especially since it is worth going there just for this, well, also look at Caracas and the river valley.
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September 21, 2024
An incredibly beautiful hotel, with very nice bungalows, for its equipment and stardom! Watching sunsets directly from the pool is just a crazy thrill! A beach that simply relaxes as much as possible with white, fine sand and a calm smooth sea)
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August 29, 2024
Great hotel. Relaxation is 100 percent. It is not suitable for parties, because there are only two hotels on the island and that's it) But the beach, the sea, the atmosphere....No comments! Very tasty seafood! I definitely recommend it!
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March 23, 2024
IMHO, an excellent hotel for those who value the sea, privacy, the possibility of hiking along the sea and unobtrusive service. Everything is simple and without frills. The food, due to its location on a small island, is also without excessive sophistication, but delicious at home. The rooms are clean, as cleaning is daily. The staff is helpful and friendly. The only disadvantage not only of this hotel, but also of the nearby Sunsol, is unstable Internet.
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December 18, 2024
We have been staying at this hotel since November 14, 2024. Our tour operator dissuaded us, saying that the hotel was tired, but we still chose it and did not lose. We had a room on the far side street. It is large, spacious, the furniture of course requires repair, but in general everything is not even bad. Beautiful grounds, swimming pools. I really liked the cuisine, the choice was not great, but it was always delicious and there were seafood or fish. Good fruits, but they are not put in a lot, it is better to come to the very beginning of breakfast, lunch or dinner. There was an entertainment program several times. Good cocktails and restaurant service. We were sorry that we didn't take the whole vacation to Koche.
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February 18, 2024
A quiet, beautiful hotel with peaceful evenings. There are clean, not very deep pools on the territory. The staff is friendly and helpful, the room is cleaned every day. The food is not very diverse, but there have always been a lot of products in various variations. The beach is with fine white sand, the sea is calm but not very warm, refreshing. An ideal place for a quiet, secluded holiday.
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January 23, 2024
A wonderful place! Heaven on earth! Beautiful beach, excellent, clean pools! Gentle sea and warm sun! The best place to relax with a child!
It is necessary to take mosquito repellents with you, it is advisable to take spirals to put near the house in the evening.
Excellent responsive staff. If you go back to Venezuela, then only here on the Couch 💓
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July 22, 2024
A great island hotel. If it were not one of only two hotels on this beautiful island, it would be possible to draw some parallels and comparative analyses. But it's one of two hotels. The nature and atmosphere of the hotel and the island as a whole cover all the shortcomings)
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January 1, 2024
Excellent hotel, spacious rooms. Well-maintained, large territory. Restaurant, three bars in the afternoon from 11. Free passage to the sea at any time. There are no waves at all. They often baked whole fish and cooked seafood. Swimming in pools was allowed at night. Great sunsets and sunrises. The fruits are mainly watermelons and melons. The hot water is not constant.
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February 19, 2024
We returned from Venezuela a few days ago. We had a Koche-Margarita combo. Koche Island is just a delight! I haven't had a better place for a full reclax yet and we really regretted that we were there for only 6 days, we had to take all 13 days only on the Couch. Because then we moved to Margarita and lived in the Hesperies Hotel, where the waves and the sea were much colder and the hotel was more pretentious. Koche is beautiful: snow-white sand, a very cozy and clean hotel, wonderful food, calm sea with beautiful beaches! Great pools and nice friendly staff. There are no mosquitoes in sight. There is one and the most important wish: to improve the Internet, because it barely works only in the reception area
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December 13, 2023
Great vacation! Good service in the tour complex. A variety of food. Warm sea, sunny beach. Several pools. There is a massage. The only drawback is mosquitoes and midges, take replicants with you
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March 10, 2024
A great place, suitable for relaxing holidays! The food is excellent , fish , octopus , crabs , shrimp ! You will not starve! There is always hot water! Quiet, there are no discos, if you need a move, then not here. Otherwise, everything is fine!
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October 9, 2023
It was in October 2022. The island is gorgeous - white beaches, no waves, pelicans. From the attractions of pink lake, flamingos, a cemetery of shells - for 20 bucks, the locals will take a ride to all places in the likeness of a tuk-tuk. The hotel itself is not exactly new, but the rooms are large, everything is there, the maids themselves turn on if they left it off in the morning. there are interruptions with hot water and Wi-Fi. But this is compensated by the hospitality of the staff. Special respect to the doctor, unfortunately, I forgot her name. I overdid it with seafood and got protein poisoning, so she sat with me all night! I have not seen such care in any country in the world! And, by the way, for free. It is clear that I thanked her, but the hotel did not take a penny. If you need parties, discos and more active recreation, then this is for Margarita. Young people may find it boring
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February 15, 2024
They were at the end of January 2024. The beach is gorgeous with fine white sand, a hotel with pools right by the sea! Seafood is constantly served in the restaurant (mainly crabs, octopus, shrimp,...). On the territory of the hotel there are gazebos with huge mattresses, it is very comfortable to relax. Among the disadvantages are midges, mosquitoes at night and in the evening, but these are probably the peculiarities of Venezuela.
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September 18, 2024
The best hotel. Varied food, good-natured staff, cleanliness. There is nothing to complain about
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October 6, 2023
It's just heaven on earth. Wonderful, quiet, peaceful hotel. For a break from the hustle and bustle of the city. Polite attentive staff. Delicious food and amazing Caribbean sea.
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July 6, 2024
Koche Island itself is an opportunity to take a break from the hustle and bustle, but specifically the hotel pleases only with large rooms and not a large number of people. In general, it certainly requires investments and probably needs to become more popular, then it will not look abandoned.
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June 3, 2023
In general, it's not bad. Clean, the kitchen is good, but modest. It's monotonous. The staff is friendly and well-trained. However, the phone was stolen. There are few cameras on the territory and they could not track it. The room was not bad, the guard was coping, there was a refrigerator. Soap, slippers, gels-bumblebees were missing. The beach is great, the sea is calm. The sand is white and very fine. The bar with a beer is strictly from 11.
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December 17, 2024
Nice hotel, nice staff, good cuisine. A good evening program.
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October 10, 2023
September 23.
The sea without waves. Umbrellas and sun beds are more than enough. Several "streets" of single-storey bungalows Rooms are spacious. The food is good. The staff is friendly.
I recommend.
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July 27, 2023
We had a rest in June.Food, accommodation is fine for 4 stars.There were few people, only Russians, and it was quiet. I slept great.You can't compare a dream on Margarita, it was stuffy there and in which hotel who didn't live, everyone slept badly there.You can stay 4-5 nights after arrival.Delicious oysters and especially scallops on the beaches, and jewelry made of sea pearls there were cheaper than you can buy on Margarita beach
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May 22, 2023
The best vacation ever! A gorgeous beach, friendly staff, delicious food, excellent drinks, the sea is calm and clean! The rooms are normal-air conditioning, refrigerator, TV(we didn't use it)
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January 23, 2024
The food is great
The beach is great
The staff and the kitchen are excellent
The rooms are in great need of renovation
Cleanliness leaves much to be desired
There are a lot of mosquitoes
Fumitox does not work because the sockets only give out 110 volts
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October 4, 2023
A special hotel that is ready to forgive everyday inconveniences for privacy, a stunning beach, a swimming pool and a small number of residents. I recommend it for experience and the possibility of comparison with the pretentious fives
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June 11, 2023
There were 5 days of a comprehensive tour at this hotel. Who is going for what, we are across the sea! Delicious fruits, friendly staff, very beautiful pool area! The animation is simple, but the girls tried very hard! And the most beautiful sunsets!
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October 9, 2023
I fully agree with the publication of the traveler under the nickname YANA D and I will subscribe to each of her noticed shortcomings and suggestions, although in the current economic conditions of Venezuela they are difficult or unrealistic!!! We rested at the Paradise Coche Hotel from 16/09 - 21/09. Objective narration from the first and third person, only dry facts!
1. Location - from the airport ~ 15-20 minutes by bass, from the hotel "Sansol Ecoland" by bass ~ 1h.20 min. to the pier on Playa El Yaquea. There we got bracelets and room keys in the "Papa Carlo's closet", loaded up with luggage and on a white two-story armored catamaran, where we, 16 Russo-turisto with several Venezuelans steamed for ~ 50 minutes.
2. The hotel > is a rectangle with rows of one-story bungalows separated by lifeless plots of land (there is no grass, since there is no watering) with rare palm trees and a concrete path from which concrete arrows-paths to the rooms depart. From the rear of the bungalow there is a technical corridor with air conditioning units and other crap.
3. Room > got 707, spacious, on the flip ~ 25m2. With two beds pushed together, shelves are arranged along the edges, a large chest of drawers, above which there is a mirror and a TV. A decent-sized refrigerator. An open cabinet with a barbell, a washbasin with a large mirror is arranged next to it and a WC and shower are located to the right behind the door. The condee unit is installed exactly on the side of the bed.👍 Everything seems to be on the level, but.... hangers (hangers) there is NO!!! Take “everything with you”, as one avid traveler suggests!🤣 We hung everything on the bed, shelves, windowsill, put something in the chest of drawers 2. only one of the 3 light bulbs works above the sink; the door to the bathroom opens inward, and there is a toilet nearby and it is very possible to injure the rider's head or legs.🤣The refrigerator plays the role of a freezer - the purchased 3 kg of mango on Margarita turned into stones, and a 1.5 l bottle of drinking water froze by 2/3, but for sparkling the most.👍There is only one lamp (cold light) installed on the wall in the room, where a bed, a table lamp or a floor lamp are not provided here. The curtains of the air conditioner were adjusted for a long time so that it did not blow directly on the bed (some tourists did not dare to turn it on so as not to get sick). What kind of kettle to put there with bags, there are no glasses and cups to pamper yourself with sparkling or tea and coffee in the evening (they bought alcohol in the store, and knowing the ambush with tea and coffee they brought with them)☝There are no chairs, armchairs and a table, although two white plastic ones are standing on the street, but they were used by us as a dryer (we stretched a rope between them) putting two massive cobblestones on the seats for stability.We didn't watch TV, but when my husband wanted to watch the match with Real Madrid, it turned out that the programs weren't set up yet.👎
5. The bathroom is an ancient, American toilet, the drain is spiraling, the trigger is hanging loose and the husband had to open the lid of the barrel and he was horrified!😡 Everything is "on snot", a photo with red marks is attached! The absence of a brush is already in full swing. The shelf in the shower is falling off, they put their hygiene products on the window. Of the ones provided by the hotel, they did not dare to use, and how? The dispenser button on the bottle with shower gel is gnawed and you can easily injure your finger (photo attached)!🤣 The angle of the “attack” of the water from the shower watering can is made so that it falls over the curb and completely wets the foot towel, which we then took out into the room!☝️The water is almost always rusty with a weak pressure (photo attached). Teeth were cleaned with drinking water!
6. Cleaning> 50/50, mainly consists of laying out geese or shells from towels on the bed. On the 3rd day, I soaked a cockroach or beetle in the toilet at night near the trash can, so he lay there until our departure.There is no vacuum cleaner, and you can't remove the hair from the tile with a rag. 7. The restaurant-dining room > is one and consists of two parts, and both are not closed, so there is no condee there! But nothing, where ours has not disappeared! The main problem, of course, is annoying flies and black pirates, a bird called the Mourning Grackle. In the morning or in the afternoon, I left food on the table unattended, write it is gone, they will tear it up. The girl was placed near a pastry shop with a broom to ward off flies, she was so carried away by this business and conversations with her companions that she swept away as many as three cakes from the tray.🤣 What kind of coffee machine can there be, it's good that an electric kettle for 1.5 liters has been installed and you can make warm water with lemon in the morning, or rather with lime and brew your own tea (although there are bags of them). At the vaunted miniature toaster brand "J. Electrician" on day 3, the lid flew off. We were pleased that the remark about the appliances was slightly corrected and new forks and knives were added to the old ones!☝️. 8. Food > surprisingly, there was yogurt in a bottle twice and ice cream for lunch once. Slicing - one type of cheese and one type of ham or sausage, salads, tomatoes and cucumbers, lettuce leaves. Rice, potatoes, eggplant, zucchini, fried banana, black beans, spaghetti, pasta, fish, chicken, meat and sea reptiles.
9. Alcohol > is served from 11:00 at the bar (cocktails, rum, beer) and for lunch and dinner, wine - tinto dry and blanco semi-sweet. Once at lunch, the white wine ran out!🤣
10. Bars > in fact, one, the 2nd by the pool, then worked, then not, (there was no beer there), but once we were given a coconut there for free, we gave the bartender $ 1 in the hope of further pampering ourselves with it, ha, fuck you! We tried to open the 3rd one under the umbrella (at the exit to the beach), worked for one day and it was closed. Due to the arrival of another group of our compatriots, they did not have time to cool the beer and gave it warm!!!🤣🤣🤣.
11. The sea, the sun and mosquitoes seem to have nothing to do with the hotel, but no! If there is a 1.5-2 cm clearance in the entrance door opening, and the glass sash in the bathroom is broken and does not close, then the bloodsuckers are Welcome or Welcome (photo attached). We really prepared for this trouble (we bought a repellent spray “Taiga” for 100 ml. per brother), but on the 1st day we did not treat our bodies and our legs were bitten (we thought there were no mosquitoes, naive)🤣People took fumigators, they didn't help because of the cubature of the room or mosquitoes are special here. One family had a child badly bitten, didn't even want to swim, had to pour their taiga for them! BE SURE TO BUY WITH YOU!!!☝️.
12. The beach is equipped with 15 umbrellas and 28 awnings with sun beds. The awnings are constantly open and fixed for stability with stretch marks made of thin rope, about which some tourists have injured their legs (it is not visible). Some awnings were falling from the wind. The hotel staff then opened umbrellas, then not. Believe me, it is impossible for the female sex to do this!!!☝️Water entertainment from the hotel - zero. The sand is pretty clean, if not for the dogs and unscrupulous vacationers. The first ones arranged a public WC here (no one has heard of dog helminths from the toxocar family), the second - it is difficult to bring empty glasses to the trash, and the bottles are vbar (what the bartenders are asking for)👎👎 Prepare a deposit for beach towels = $ 10 per nose.
13. Sports > the volleyball court was launched, only on the 3rd day it was started to be freed from the grass with a gasoline mower (there was dust). Sports corner - air conditioners tried to turn on, do not work! Dumbbells of 40-50 kg each!!!🤣🤣🤣.
14. Territory > pleased with the plot from the beach and up to 1 bungalow, there are two swimming pools surrounded by palm trees. I was upset by the fierce dog fight at night, which made it impossible to sleep! 15. Pools > there are two of them here, quite in decent condition, with very good sun beds, although the blue tiles are already falling off in many places. The one on the left has a Jacuzzi, which was set up only for 2 days. One shower-washer is good, the second with a ball valve is a disaster, I think it's better at your dacha (photo attached).
16. The staff > pleased, try, learn to pronounce the names of food products in Russian! And the manager is ready to solve all problems promptly.
17. Wl-Fl > no, I worked on the first and last day of my stay, and in the middle I was a complete bummer, I didn't even catch it at the reception.👎
18. Bottom line - we had enough of this once, maybe 3-5 years after the global renovation and it will be possible to visit it again!
19. Since the departure of the plane to Moscow was delayed for 3 hours, we had to extend the reservation of the room, the cost of 1 hour = $ 10!
19. Only because of the kind-hearted and trying Venezuelans, I put the hotel - not bad!!!
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August 12, 2023
Its own exoticism. Outdoor shower, good food. Everything is great for such a country, but... The rooms are a little shabby, but everything is fine. There is a problem with water pressure, but it is in the whole country as a whole.
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July 10, 2023
The hotel is for those who like privacy. A wide beach with white sand, a little unkempt, but I think that they will fix it a little later. The food is not varied, but you will not stay hungry. The rooms are like hobbit houses, but big.
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October 17, 2023
Not a bad hotel, tired rooms, cleaning every day, only incomprehensible liquid soap from soap accessories. There are power outages ..Air conditioning is only in the room. In the restaurant, there are no air conditioners at the reception, it's very hot at lunch and dinner (eat and flow around later). The administration may need to consider installing at least fans.. The Internet is generally disgusting. The area around the pools is not bad, green: palm trees, acacias. Iguanas are found on the territory. The beach is clean, white sand, turquoise sea without waves, pelicans. In the evening, entertainment events - folk Venezuelan dances.
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February 7, 2024
The hotel is super!! The Caribbean Sea!!! There is a lot of food and varied! There is a bottle of wine in the room upon check-in. Minus I put there is no animation.
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May 7, 2024
Very nice warm sea, absolute silence, lots of delicious seafood, good room stock
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February 14, 2024
A beautiful place on earth
A cheerful, youth hotel, on the Cote d'Azur.for a romantic getaway or a vacation with friends
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January 9, 2024
The hotel is also big, we went for a walk to them. People complained that the dining room was dirty, everything was greasy, there was something to eat. The territory has a beautiful swimming pool, there is a gym. You can say there is a pink salt lake behind this hotel, it is better to walk until 12 o'clock, to the right of it is a restaurant, the owner is Mauritsa, very tasty seafood, I highly recommend it.
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October 10, 2024
staff and delicious varied food, all class
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November 27, 2023
Everything is fine, the beach is beautiful, the hotel is good, everything is delicious. The only thing in the rooms are cockroaches) and so everything is cool
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July 14, 2023
Oh, heavenly delight, the sea is calm, like in a lake, the sea-food every day, everything is included, cocktails are the most delicious. The sunsets are perfect.
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May 10, 2024
A stunning hotel with a good atmosphere, quiet and peaceful
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October 14, 2023
Great hotel. Kitchen for 5+. Seafood every day. The rooms are normal. One minus is bad Internet. We moved to Margarita Hotel 5 and want to go back to Koche.
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August 16, 2023
There are a lot of flies, dogs run around and beg for food, constant barking on the beach, birds steal food. The staff is friendly, there is animation. Coffee and milk often had to be waited for and asked for. The bed linen was not changed during the 6 days that we lived there.
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March 21, 2024
Cool hotel, cool Caribbean Sea, real relaxation and silence.
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November 10, 2024
Magnificent hotel, sea, sun
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October 15, 2023
This is the Caribbean Maldives! Complete relaxation, as the locals say! The hotel is all inclusive for relaxation from dawn to dusk.
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February 22, 2024
Cool, with an unforgettable atmosphere, we did not regret for a second that we chose him
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December 30, 2023
The hotels were vacationing from December 14 to December 27 .I really liked it. Tan is super envious.
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December 26, 2024
Favorite hotel on the island
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August 25, 2024
Good location of the hotel
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July 25, 2023
The area is normal, the food is for 3, especially the breakfasts, the rooms are very mediocre, the shower and toilet are not in perfect condition
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July 5, 2024
Venezuela is a super, very underrated destination
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