I’ve known this joint since it opened, back when it was just pizza and beer on the fly. Then the new management rolled in with the most ridiculous door policy this side of a pie that’s lost its damn flavor. Here’s the kicker: a pizza spot turned in закрытый клубa joint. Picture trying to eat a slice while Sigma boy anthem blares in the background. Only in SPB, folks. Oh, and to even *get in*, you gotta follow their Instagram—which, get this😂, requires a VPN just to load their *~exclusive~* private page. 🔒? Girls waltz in no questions asked, but dudes get scrutinized like they’re applying for a Michelin star. Might as well bring a résumé and a headshot. Long story short: To eat in, you’ve gotta boost their follower count !and! pay full price. Since when did a social media shout-out stop being enough for a free bite?

Анастасия

Level 6 Local Expert

came for the food, stayed for the ambiance.

Анастасия Т.

Level 5 Local Expert

one love