If you want to get into the concept of "Hotel Transylvania" to the fullest, then life in this wonderful palace is just for you!
Only after the first visit to your punishment cell, in the walls of which you will spend several years of your life, will you feel the atmosphere of sorrow, prison colony and despair.
Cockroaches will become your real friends for the next few years, which you will see not only in your clothes or personal belongings, but also in your most terrible dreams :)
You and no one else will be solely to blame for all the troubles and misfortunes of this palace, which is already based on God's word, because before your arrival, no one had ever heard the concepts of "disorder" and "unsanitary conditions" here!
In this building, there are no such devices called "refrigerator" because "The sanitary station has banned!", but there are only two per floor.When you open these two wonderful devices, "living" since the time of your great-grandfather, you can proudly say that you have felt all the smells of the world!
You can forget about the food that you left in this miracle device forever, because the orcs who were sent to live here by their mothers will eat everything and not even choke)
No solutions to the problems were taken for the whole year, after the repair (approved by all employees of this eighth wonder of the world) you will receive a barrage of accusations and claims!
You can forget about healthy sleep for the rest of the year, because orcs and other fantastic creatures do not know what "headphones" are, and the speaker is an integral part of their image and alter ego, which they demonstrate in all its glory!
The teachers are wonderful, there are zero questions for them :)
I wish you nerves of steel, a box of sedatives and antidepressants and leave this eighth wonder of the world as soon as possible!
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Марина Солоневич
Level 4 Local Expert
September 8, 2024
The hostel commandant is very attentive and caring, it's a pity that the management does not appreciate such personnel!!!!
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Сергей Грицко
Level 7 Local Expert
December 27, 2024
A good budget hostel, the rooms are not blocky. They clean constantly and every day, the showers are acceptable, the kitchen has everything you need.
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Level 3 Local Expert
January 20, 2023
Pleasant and polite teachers. Fresh and delicious pastries in the dining room. It's a great place.
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Апчихба Еьаная
Level 2 Local Expert
February 3, 2023
Everything is very good, but it's worth adding cockroaches, otherwise you want to eat, and they are poisoned, I put 1 star because the conditions are so good that 2 stars are excellent
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Роман Слюсарев
Level 8 Local Expert
November 28, 2024
Very well
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Василий Шишкин
Level 3 Local Expert
March 16, 2021
The best hostel for your money!!! 8.10 rubles is still a low price! For this money, we get excellent living conditions: 1)toilet, 2)Shared shower, 3) 3 or 4 bed rooms, 4)Washbasin, 5)Laundry, 7) Swimming pool, 8) Massage room, 9)Games room. I advise everyone to check into this hostel!!!
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Денис Булыга
Level 9 Local Expert
September 9, 2023
A good hostel, there is a dining room!
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Денис Юревич
Level 2 Local Expert
September 16, 2022
I live , cool , cool , fashionable youth
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Марик Цецерский
Level 4 Local Expert
November 11, 2023
The arrangement is not very,
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5645
Level 9 Local Expert
December 10, 2023
I'm shocked, everyone is shocked!!
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Павел Р.
Level 2 Local Expert
March 27, 2024
I approve
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Кирилл
Level 8 Local Expert
April 30, 2023
Friends are not allowed in the dorm
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Сергей Р.
Level 7 Local Expert
June 13, 2022
Quietly. Calmly. Comfortable.
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Диана Нестерова
Level 4 Local Expert
January 13, 2022
the best dorm for Misha Strelkovsky and Dima Shchukin
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Светлана Дорощик
Level 12 Local Expert
July 20, 2020
It's an old building, but inside it's clean
and tidy.A very good and friendly team works there.
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xirpis
Level 7 Local Expert
February 9, 2022
If anyone is happy here, it's the cockroaches.
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Дмитрий Сегень
Level 3 Local Expert
April 30, 2022
an inadequate command ... all for 5+
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D. k
Level 6 Local Expert
October 29, 2022
It's not very good there according to my friends' reviews
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денис король
Level 5 Local Expert
October 25, 2022
Dining room top
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Александр Переперко
Level 2 Local Expert
December 19, 2022
Dorm top
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Валерий Р.
Level 8 Local Expert
August 24, 2019
good caregivers, and conditions
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Евгения М.
Level 2 Local Expert
June 26, 2019
A normal hostel, there are no cockroaches and it's good