"Indoor Retreat Package" Special for USO CENTER😿😽👋😤😢Plaza Life Immerse yourself in the unique atmosphere of office life! Our offices, inspired by the closed prison concept of the modern era, have been carefully designed so that you are completely isolated from the outside world. By specifically avoiding mundane details such as "ventilation", you are encouraged to set up your own micro-ecosystem inside the office. So much so that after a while, thanks to the lack of concentrated oxygen in the office air, you may experience a slight dizziness and dizziness (the 'Decadent' experience among the public). Our recommendation for you to experience this special experience in the most efficient way is: "30/10 Molatic System"! Approximately every 30 minutes, going down to the floor by elevator and storing emergency oxygen in your lungs for exactly 10 minutes is the golden rule for completing the day in a healthy way at the office. Central Air-Conditioned Purification Therapy Instead of offering ordinary fresh air, our air conditioners produce a special mixture for you: a thin layer of dust and acne-friendly particles that will revitalize your skin!Jul! Thanks to this, your immune system remains constantly alert and your resistance to ordinary air outside the office increases. You may feel radical changes in your health in a short time! Advanced Level Communication in Executive Relations When you knock on the manager's door to communicate your problems,you are met with the principle of "irrevocable indifference". Your coughing attacks and symptoms of illness may manifest as a "grin of success" on their faces. We have a simple protocol for the solution: First of all, feed the adolescent egos of senior executive candidate/candidate candidates. Then, give them the feeling that only they know the solution. Then, instead of solving your problem, they will guide you by pretending to create a solution. This is an invaluable opportunity to improve your team play and strategic thinking skills! Note: Living this experience is much more than an ordinary job; it is an endurance training. Get well soon!

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