Woe to me, for I have been in a place where chaos reigns, as at a train station in the hour of the great exodus, and the hubbub deafens my ears, like the sound of many voices, for it is written: "And there will be a great noise in the city, and the people will be confused." The tables were desecrated, and the furniture was torn to pieces, and one of the chairs had a hole like a wound, and fragments of food remained on the table, and only at our request, ten minutes later, cleansing followed. My wife brought her a shrimp salad in a curved pan, and it looked like dog food, and the smell corresponded to the description of uncleanness. And when she asked for the mussels, it was said that they were rotten, and she did not taste, because the spirit of that place was poisonous. As for me, I craved a burger and fried potatoes; the burger was not sweet, because the cutlet was hard as rubber, and this was the only good in that lawlessness. The potatoes tasted like sunflower oil, which probably hadn't been changed all day, and someone had crashed into our table twice like an unclean spirit. And now I'm thinking about this place, and I know that it's the worst I've ever been, because if there was a rating below one star, I'd put it there.

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